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Feb 10 2014

imsofakingdom:

whenever i hear the phrase ‘shake what your mama gave ya’ it makes me think about my ex and how hard it is for her to shake her low self-esteem

reblogging cause daaaaaaamn


Oct 18 2012
to properly document terrorism- check out this bomb threat checklist i found at a client’s office. 

notice under ‘speech’ they listed german.. twice

to properly document terrorism- check out this bomb threat checklist i found at a client’s office.

notice under ‘speech’ they listed german.. twice


Aug 29 2012

whenever i hear the phrase ‘shake what your mama gave ya’ it makes me think about my ex and how hard it is for her to shake her low self-esteem


Aug 9 2012
nedhepburn:

Brad Neely is the greatest and I have a very weird sense of humor because this is hilarious. 

fuck yes brad neely.

nedhepburn:

Brad Neely is the greatest and I have a very weird sense of humor because this is hilarious. 

fuck yes brad neely.


Jul 24 2012
just a 22 year old nick offerman trying to make it in chicago. 
click thru for the av club interview

just a 22 year old nick offerman trying to make it in chicago. 

click thru for the av club interview


melsanie:

Morning. 

melsanie:

Morning. 


Jun 30 2012
garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book

thinking back on it.. i do believe this was the first tumblr i ever visited. 

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book

thinking back on it.. i do believe this was the first tumblr i ever visited. 


Jun 21 2012
theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: FYI

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: FYI


Jun 18 2012

Jun 6 2012

reading an article from r/truereddit

and i came across this paragraph:

Jon Dough’s widow is a fellow performer whose stage name is Monique DeMoan. They met on the set of Dr Butts 3: The Anal Asylum and eventually had a daughter together. No one in the world of porn knows Monique’s whereabouts but I tracked her down to a conservative state many hundreds of miles – physically, culturally – from Los Angeles.

hahahah that made my day.


Jun 5 2012

cracked:

Roomies!

(via getoffmyblog)


May 31 2012
thetalkinghead:

This reminds me of the Chris Rock joke.
“Shaq is rich, but the old white guy paying his salary is wealthy.”

thetalkinghead:

This reminds me of the Chris Rock joke.

“Shaq is rich, but the old white guy paying his salary is wealthy.”


May 22 2012
frannyfits:

boniverotica:

I am in the greenhouse pollinating tomato flowers with a paintbrush when I hear him return. He crushes me in his arms that smell of hotel soap. We make love right there beside the machinery shed, interrupted once by an incurious turkey passing by. Later he pushes me in the tire swing as the sun slips behind the western hills and shares stories from his tour.His suitcase is still in the truck, forgotten along with the yearning of being apart.

This has to stop. I can’t take it.

HAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS SHIT?NEW FAVORITE TUMBLRMOAR ALL CAPS 

frannyfits:

boniverotica:

I am in the greenhouse pollinating tomato flowers with a paintbrush when I hear him return. He crushes me in his arms that smell of hotel soap. We make love right there beside the machinery shed, interrupted once by an incurious turkey passing by. Later he pushes me in the tire swing as the sun slips behind the western hills and shares stories from his tour.

His suitcase is still in the truck, forgotten along with the yearning of being apart.

This has to stop. I can’t take it.

HAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS SHIT?
NEW FAVORITE TUMBLR
MOAR ALL CAPS 


Apr 30 2012
i’m the biggest Joseph Campbell fanboy

LOL @ philosopher fanboys. XD

you’re great, getoffmyblog. just great.