Posts tagged LOL
to properly document terrorism- check out this bomb threat checklist i found at a client’s office.
notice under ‘speech’ they listed german.. twice
whenever i think about the phrase ‘shake what your mama gave ya’ it makes me think about my ex and how hard it is for her to shake her low self-esteem
Brad Neely is the greatest and I have a very weird sense of humor because this is hilarious.
fuck yes brad neely.
just a 22 year old nick offerman trying to make it in chicago.
click thru for the av club interview
Morning.
thinking back on it.. i do believe this was the first tumblr i ever visited.
and i came across this paragraph:
Jon Dough’s widow is a fellow performer whose stage name is Monique DeMoan. They met on the set of Dr Butts 3: The Anal Asylum and eventually had a daughter together. No one in the world of porn knows Monique’s whereabouts but I tracked her down to a conservative state many hundreds of miles – physically, culturally – from Los Angeles.
hahahah that made my day.
This reminds me of the Chris Rock joke.
“Shaq is rich, but the old white guy paying his salary is wealthy.”
I am in the greenhouse pollinating tomato flowers with a paintbrush when I hear him return. He crushes me in his arms that smell of hotel soap. We make love right there beside the machinery shed, interrupted once by an incurious turkey passing by. Later he pushes me in the tire swing as the sun slips behind the western hills and shares stories from his tour.
His suitcase is still in the truck, forgotten along with the yearning of being apart.This has to stop. I can’t take it.
HAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS SHIT?
NEW FAVORITE TUMBLR
MOAR ALL CAPS
i’m the biggest Joseph Campbell fanboy
LOL @ philosopher fanboys. XD
you’re great, getoffmyblog. just great.
