Aug
8
2012
new chevy model exclusive to houston
sofa kingdom
HTOWN | 24 | M | cat
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Mar
20
2012
favorite new subreddit: r/fifthworldproblems
- My membrane girlfriend and I didn’t use protection when we collided and now we’re going to have a universe. I’m not ready to be a deity but my family is pro-existence. What do I do?
- Minutes have stopped accumulating as hours. It’s now 4:237 PM and my boss still won’t let me punch out :(
- I forgot my admin password and now my memories are read-only.
- I hired a möbius stripper for a party but she finished her act with her clothes still on and I can’t get a refund.
- My neutrinos were caught speeding, now my insurance is going up √-17 %
- I am the very thing I am typing and am terrified that submitting myself will result in a collapse of my consciousness.
- I was unwittingly assigned to be controlled by a modulation wheel. Now I sound like dubstep.
- I forced the alive and dead versions of Schrödinger’s cat to mate. The resultant offspring has enslaved my family.
- I accidntally dstroyd a prtty important lttr.
- I commissioned an artist to paint me a fractal and I think he is just trying to milk this project out for more payment. Will he ever be done?
Feb
20
2012
i fucking love reddit.
Mar
3
2011
early morning lulz
Dec
2
2010
just gonna leave this here…
Nov
30
2010
bob dylan - girl from the north country
i’ve always (meaning: the past year) liked this song. a decent cover of it was on the premiere of the second season of sons of anarchy. and to be completely unhipster, i’m not going to pretend that i think bob dylan is the end-all be-all of music. but i like this song.
anywho, someone was brilliant enough to post this on reddit today and added this:
I want to go ahead and say best break-up song of all time?
i don’t know about all time… but it’s definitely up there, Rabbit_Angstrom.
also, this is my way of letting tumblr know that my girlfriend and i broke up.
Sep
7
2010
how to good-bye depression
nothing like a product description in broken english:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don’t know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
emphasis is my own.
